ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3083
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8921	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mines Excavated:	2694
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4538	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7470
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6122
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Towns Built:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	806875

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	2179
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	7336

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!