ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7811
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4551	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Star Shards Collected:	233
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	800827	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1379

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	619769
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.