ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3776

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ores Mined:	3254
Villages Defended:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Void Gems Collected:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	614	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchantments Applied:	198
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1588
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5114	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.