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Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5191
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
New Chunks Explored:	690785	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	1365	Animals Bred:	173
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8532
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1577	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CarCraftBroNoShare

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Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	174	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7523
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crops Grown:	3425	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1