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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8378 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?
Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!