ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Items Found:	7526
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	650202

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Star Shards Collected:	122	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	155	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9315
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.