ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mines Excavated:	1528	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	114	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Towns Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	7193	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!