ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	534	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	180
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	3627
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Buildings Constructed:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	6109

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magic Items Found:	5352

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!