ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5736	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crops Grown:	2040

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	9612	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4114	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	5176

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7115
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.