ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Towns Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1068	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2723
Void Gems Collected:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Dragon Eggs Found:	7381

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8640	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Animals Bred:	68	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Star Shards Collected:	135	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2571
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mines Excavated:	3935
Emeralds Found:	4263	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	2609	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Animals Bred:	171	Players Killed by Monsters:	9126

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.