Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 New Chunks Explored: 903720
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Magic Items Found: 4793
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY