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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Love Letters Sent: 13 Star Shards Collected: 50
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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