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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166
Void Armor Forged: 30 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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