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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4718 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 5984 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!
our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”
so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!