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we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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