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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1631 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 342953 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!