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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5379 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 459 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!