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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3848 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 9924 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!