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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6575 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 371 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!