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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6724 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!