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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3775 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 247 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!