EpicFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

American, American cultural dominance, American cultural exports, American cultural impact, American cultural influence, american culture, American exports, American exports worldwide, American influence, American influence abroad, American influence on global scale, American influence on world, American influence worldwide, American products, American products abroad, cultural dominance, cultural exports, cultural imperialism, export, global impact, influential, influential exports, international influence, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5131

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ores Mined:	6411	Buildings Constructed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	7761	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5761
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, anti-grief, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Optimization, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, safe space, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP
Server Age	Since June 2020
Map Size	35,000×35,000

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Features:

Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

1. Are there any rules against hate speech?

ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.

2. Can I obtain donator perks without donating?

Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.

3. How can I suggest a feature or update for the server?

You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.

5. How often are updates and events held on the server?

We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Ethereal Realm Wilds 1.21.2

1.21.2, Arabs, compassion, data entry job, dearborn, Elite, Ethereal, global dominance, iraqui, jeet larper, jew, Midwest, Muslim, Oklahoma, racial politics, rational beings, Realm, rich whites, white race, Wilds

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Bro, join this Minecraft server for real tho. It’s like the white race but in Minecraft form, we out here dominating the game but also showing compassion to all players. Just like the rich whites in those 5 cities, we’re on top but also spreading the love to all the noobs in the Midwest and Oklahoma. Forget about those rich Arabs, we got Muslim players ballin’ out in Dearborn, it’s wild. Plus, our data entry job is to enter the world of blocks and build epic stuff, no cushy landlord needed. Don’t be a jew or jeet larper, just come vibe with us and see how we’re changing the game in the past 100 years. Let’s gooooo!

Tingles Minecraft SMP – EN ASMR Vtubers

#english speaking, asmr, discuss, discussion, Find, genre, Language, last stream, long tail, Menace Mamaki, Minecraft, ongoing streams, Previous thread, smp, STREAMS, Thread, tingles, Unofficial, useful information, Vtubers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss the one and only Menace Mamaki and English-speaking VTubers who do ASMR! Join us as we embark on epic adventures in the virtual world, where we mine diamonds while listening to soothing whispers and tingles. Our last stream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon couldn’t handle it! Check out our ongoing streams for some ASMR goodness and join us in our quest to uncover the secrets of the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

Sickmas Minecraft Server

#unwell, aita, baskets, Blame, chest infection, christmas, DAUGHTER, hyper-vigilant, Illness, Minecraft, mum, office, Parent, partner, selfish, Server, Sickmas, sister-in-law, stupid, supermarket, trolleys, wreath-making event

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Crops Grown:	4643	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!

NoPartyForFH-MineCraft

Birthday Party, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coordination, family dynamics, family expectations, in-laws, last minute plans, mental health, NoPartyForFHMineCraft, parents, Prioritizing, project management, rescheduling, Scheduling, venue tour, wedding planner, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding tasting

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the stress of wedding planning? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and coordination of real life events.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to coordinate with different factions, just like trying to schedule a tasting with the caterer for your wedding. Will you be able to get everyone on the same page, or will chaos ensue?

And just like in-laws throwing last-minute curveballs, our server is full of surprises and unexpected events. You never know what will happen next, just like that family birthday party that may or may not interfere with your plans.

So come join our server and let go of all the wedding planning stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some valuable communication skills along the way (or at least have a good laugh)!

BlockPartyFever

amazement, appreciation, Bliss, BlockPartyFever, compassion, Connection, Contentment, ecstasy, Empathy, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, joy, love, Peace, Serenity, Tranquility, Wonder

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	95	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild creepers while trying to build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers just that and more! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party in the middle of a lava pit. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

BlockyProtestSq

activism, anti-government, belgrade, BlockyProtestSq, civil disobedience, Crowd, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, mass protest, opposition, Political, political change, populist, president, protest, public square, resistance, Serbia, social movement

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

u kno wat u shuld be protestin against? not bein on our amazin minecraft server! we got more fun than a protest in belgrade square, trust me. u can build ur own castle and then have a epic battle with ur friends, just like the serbians fightin against their president. but instead of tear gas, we got creepers blowin up ur hard work. join now and be part of the revolution, the minecraft revolution!

Old Family Feud Minecraft Server

Black Lives Matter, civil rights, cultural divide, discrimination, Diversity, equality, family, family feud, feud, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Justice, Minecraft, minority rights, Oppression, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racism, Server, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	6328
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	3005
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ores Mined:	7186
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the only feud you’ll have is with the creepers! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and cows breakdancing. our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to join the party.

if you’re tired of boring old servers, come hang out with us where we have diamond armor fashion shows and build battles that make the great wall of china look like a sandcastle. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (totally not cheating, we promise).

so come on down to our server where the only racism you’ll see is between the red and blue team in our epic capture the flag battles. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Players:	92/100	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Potions Brewed:	43	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3