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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
New Chunks Explored: 322389 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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