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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Emeralds Found: 3827

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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