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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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