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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3134 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 255 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
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