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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8228 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 662 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
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