English Players Love Holding Back Minecraft SMP

BIAS, Coaching, Competition, Decision making, English, English players, football, hold back, Holding, love, loyalty, mindset, Minecraft, national pride, Passion, Performance, player preference, Players, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, talent, team selection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kreys

Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Gui Shop, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Slimefun, Vanilla Survival

SLIMEFUN ELITEMOBS JOBS SKILLS SHOP

If you are looking for a server to play with your friends without lag and great content JOIN!

Our server has dungeons, tombs upon death, no ADMIN abuse, active STAFF, rewards when voting, store, jobs, random meteorites around the map, free of hackers and MANY MORE THINGS!

SURVIVAL [1.8.9-1.19.3] BEDROCK Y JAVA SLIMEFUN, ELITEMOBS, SHOP, SKILLS

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Raphie MC Server

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	121	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

hostiland

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RolePlay 100×100

Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tapioca express

Pixelmon Reforged

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Zees Pub Semi-Vanilla Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Zee’s Pub No Rules/No Hacks/No Pay2Win Semi-Vanilla Survival is built on Paper as the server base, runs on a Linux Dedicated server, we use SilkSpawners to make Spawners Mineable with Silk Touch, EssentialsX For The Basics, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor(Sleep Plugin), Phantom Combat(For Combat Logging), and Lasso. ONLY Anonymous donations are allowed, there is no buying admin, items, ranks, particles, cosmetics, etc… The only incentive you have to donate is making sure the server can continue running on a High Performance Dedicated Server with Gigabit Fiber connection.

IP: minecraft.zee.li Port:25565(default)

Specs:

Intel Core i7 9700K

64GB DDR4 RAM

M.2 NVMe Drive

Gigabit Fiber Ethernet Plugins installed on server: SilkSpawners, Essentials, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor, Phantom Combat, Lasso

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ores Mined:	4482

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MCJabko

Vanilla

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Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ourcraft community

Arena Pvp, Discord, Events, Fun, smp

Ourcraft is a minecraft SMP server! The first ever discord server was created back in 2021 and stays till this day. The name has been kept from public since 2014. This means that in 2014 me and my friend tough we created the first name “OurCraft”. In 2022 I found that there have been servers with the same name since 2011 ! Now here with us you can make friends and memories while our staff team is protecting you. We have Custom Weapons that help you progress thru the gameplay, we have custom enchants and so much more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

redneck mining

Economy, Survival

Just a small friendly minecraft server, come have fun and relax and play minecraft. some addons for your enjoyment

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

minetopia-nl

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

minetopia nl only server we builts this town for your fun and rp you have to me nl to join if you are ty for join our server

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cosmicsmp

Crates, Kit PvP, Ranks

A server like any other that is dedicated to boxing pvp, I hope you like it

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Skybrawl

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

We’re introducing a brand new game to the Minecraft community. Skybrawl is a combination of the three most widely-loved gamemodes that exist to date; Skyblock, Factions, and Prison. We’ve combined them in a way that allows the player to experience the feel of each one, not by simply adding prison mines to a skyblock server. Raid other player’s islands, upgrade your own, rankup, and so much more. Start your adventure today!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MyMetaverse

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

MyMeta Minecraft Server The worlds first blockchain Minecraft network features adrenaline-pumping minigames, interesting quests, and personal real estate.

Players can now link their Enjin wallet in order to use the blockchain assets they own in the server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Farms Harvested:	272	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.