EngageRageMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life proposals gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise proposals from your boyfriend’s friends, no passive-aggressive Mimi’s, and definitely no inheritance threats from angry dads.

Join our server for a stress-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be swarmed with is diamonds and gold, not unwanted guests in your flat. Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will never judge you for having anxiety or mild OCD.

So leave the real world drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are our best friends and diamonds are forever!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as epic as a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event! Join us for the most outrageous adventures, like hunting for Moogle Treasure Troves and traveling between data centers like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so lit, they make the Eorzean sun jealous. And don’t even get me started on our meetups – we’ve got watch parties, dungeon melty viewings, and even a Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXX (that’s 80 for all you non-Roman numeral experts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most fun-loving community this side of the Lodestone. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Time Travel Adventures: April 4th 2025 Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, get ready for the ultimate adventure on our server because SOMETHING BIG IS COMING! The lion has awoken and he’s ready to roar his way through the blocky world.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Bitches and Creepers

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest shit you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyBagel’s LOLz Server – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5097

4koma, Ako, archives, Banners, Binah, Blue, Circles, clubs, collide, Commissions, CraftyBagels, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, lolz, main story, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now for a chance to build the most epic castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas (trust us, it happened once).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in your honor. With events like “SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council” and “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission,” you’ll never run out of quests to conquer. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault against Gregorius (Indoors) – rumor has it he’s guarding a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to the Total Assault against Binah (Urban) – where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Plus, with 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions happening all the time, you’ll level up faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire blocky universe. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mines Excavated:	2370	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lost in Blocks

blocks, childhood friend, confusion, disbelief, emotional turmoil, feeling trapped, female, Friendship Dynamics, living together, living with family, long-term friendship, Lost, lost years, questioning reality, searching for answers, seeking advice, seeking clarity, strange circumstances, surreal, uncertain future, unexpected living arrangement, unexplained situation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience a world where you can live with your childhood friend for 10 years without aging a day – it’s like a real-life Peter Pan situation, but with creepers and zombies instead of pirates and fairies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also live with your friend’s family for 2 years without anyone questioning how that’s even possible. It’s like a never-ending sleepover, but with more blocky buildings and less parental supervision.

So come on, join us and see just how cooked you can get in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft. Who needs logic when you have unlimited possibilities and endless adventures waiting for you? Let’s get crafting!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Alien Abductions:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LegsForDays Minecraft Server: Where even the creepers can’t resist asking for fashion advice!

#workout, advice, ask me anything, athletic wear, body positivity, Confidence, CREEPERS, cycling, cycling gear, Exercise, fashion, FITNESS, Legs, LegsForDays, Minecraft, Q&A, Resist, self love, self-care, Server, showing off, smooth legs, Sportswear, Style, women’s cycling shorts

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to show off their smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts! Why? Because nothing says “I’m ready to conquer this virtual world” like a pair of sleek, aerodynamic shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Just ask one of our players about their favorite brand of chafing cream – trust us, the answers will have you in stitches.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and let’s see who can build the most outrageous monument to smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft fashion icon!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	148	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KawaiiCraft: Where VTubers Rule & Little Girls Reign Supreme

5th grade, 6th grade, Amakami Konomi, Characters, elementary school, elementary school students, Favorite, gen 0 member, Girls, Houshou Marine, illustrator, KawaiiCraft, Little Girls, Million Production, Popular, Readers, Reign, rule, shoujo manga, SUPREME, survey, upper grades, Usada Pekora, virtual personalities, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there! Join now for a chance to play alongside the legendary Usada Pekora, who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with her bunny powers.

But that’s not all! You’ll also get to hang out with the one and only Amakami Konomi, a pro illustrator and member of Million Production gen 0. She’ll teach you how to build the most epic structures and unleash your creativity like never before.

And let’s not forget about Houshou Marine, the queen of the high seas! She’ll lead you on epic underwater adventures and show you the hidden treasures of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of laughter, excitement, and endless possibilities! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty McCraftface: The Adventures of ‘Rance’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros! Why settle for virtual food when you can feast like kings in our virtual world?

Join our server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare and exotic food items, from golden apples to enchanted pork chops. Our chefs are top-notch and will whip up delicious meals that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground food fight club where players can battle it out with pies, cakes, and even rotten flesh. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to indulge in the most outrageous food adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Remember, on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafting Chaos: Where even Ukraine’s mobilized soldiers find time to play Minecraft!

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Tired of getting drafted in real life? Join our Minecraft server and avoid the chaos of war! Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world instead. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential drafters trying to find you. Join now and say goodbye to real-life wars, hello to Minecraft battles!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Blue Balls: Where Creepers Explode and Players Impload

Balls, blocky, Blue, coping mechanisms, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, Desperation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, explode, Frustration, Impload, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, mental anguish, mental breakdown, mental health, Players, relationship, seeking help, self harm, sex, sexual frustration, suicidal thoughts, WOMAN

Are you tired of going two whole weeks without any action? Feeling like you’re about to lose your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where you can get all the virtual lovin’ you desire without any judgment. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated paradise of passion? Don’t end it all, join us instead and let the blocky love flow!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Farms Harvested:	862	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Granny’s Naughty Minecraft Adventures

Adventures, coworker, forbidden desires, forbidden love, friends mom, Grannys, Hookups, Infidelity, lustful experiences, mature lovers, mature women, Minecraft, Naughty, naughty encounters, Old sluts, Older Women, promiscuity, scandalous affairs, secret affairs, seduction, sexual adventures, sexual encounters, Stories, taboo relationships

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some scandalous stories? Look no further! Join our server and share your wildest tales of old sluts you’ve allegedly hooked up with – whether it’s your coworker, your friend’s mom, or anyone else! Let the drama unfold as you build, mine, and craft your way through our world of outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover some juicy secrets along the way! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft scandalous again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	8390

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VietnamCraft: Where Creepers fear the mighty pho and players battle with banh mi swords!

Asia, banh, Banh Mi, battle, Beautiful landscapes, CREEPERS, culture, entire planet, fear, greatest country, Halong Bay, Hanoi, hidden gems, History, Ho Chi Minh City, Mekong Delta, Mighty, pho.., Players, Southeast Asia, Swords, tourism, traditional festivals, travel, Vietnam, VietnamCraft, Vietnamese cuisine, War Remnants Museum

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the epic landscapes of Vietnam in blocky perfection! Join us for a wild ride through rice paddies, lush jungles, and bustling cities – all without the risk of stepping on a landmine!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within our virtual Vietnam is a secret underground tunnel network filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pho restaurant run by a group of friendly villagers who serve up the most delicious virtual noodles you’ve ever tasted. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident Minecraft version of Ho Chi Minh himself, wandering the streets and spreading pixelated wisdom to all who cross his path.

So come on down to our server and experience the wonders of virtual Vietnam for yourself. Who needs to travel the world when you can explore it all from the comfort of your own computer screen? Join us today and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Watame’s Wooly World – Baa-rilliant Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Mayor Tsunomaki Watame herself! That’s right, the sheep queen is in charge and she’s bringing all the fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the opening ceremony of SUPER EXPO 2024, where Watame will perform her latest hit, ‘Can You Do The The Hololive’. And don’t miss out on the Capture The Moment Stage 1, where Watame will rock out with Mori and conduct the ceremony with Azki and Roboco.

But that’s not all! Watame will be appearing as a guest at the 超超超超ゲーマーズ event, where she’ll show off her new gyaru-inspired outfit and announce her ambition to become the King Of The Sheep. Plus, she’ll be releasing new songs and covers for you to enjoy while you build and explore in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most sheep-tastic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ZombieCraft: The Undead Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the NCR is dead, the house is lost, and the Legion is nowhere to be found! Why, you ask? Because our fearless leader defeated them all single-handedly with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops! Join us now and witness the epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Who needs factions when you have one unstoppable player ruling them all? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or participate in a dance-off with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen, complete with disco balls made of diamond blocks and unlimited cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!