EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

Achievements, aspirations, Challenges, determination, dreams, EndOfYearGoals, Focus, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Milestones, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4090	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NewMomNoGoZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8804
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	285
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

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ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	261
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PixelPantyPop

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What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	6712	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	199535
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.