Endless Victory Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8243
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Farms Harvested:	623

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	146
New Chunks Explored:	747133	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	77
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3433
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	8542	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Animals Bred:	81
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8175	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ores Mined:	4392

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	299
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.