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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5901 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Crops Grown: | 3080 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?