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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 405 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?