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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8014 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
Animals Bred: | 161 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?