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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3800 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?