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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4338 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?