so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Block Ops 6 Minecraft SMP

    Block Ops 6 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring back the glory days of COD…wait, wrong game. But hey, who needs guns when you have diamond swords and creepers, am I right?

    Join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you questioning your sanity. Will you be the next Minecraft champion or will you end up getting blown up by a stray creeper? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mysterious player who rules over all the chickens in the land. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Lord for yourself? Or will you end up being pecked to death by his army of feathered minions?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 49

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout

    BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing college, work, and family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

    🤑 Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving away your hard-earned diamonds to your lazy brother who dropped out of Minecraft University? Don’t worry, on our server, we support your right to keep your loot for yourself! No more sacrificing your precious resources for someone who can’t even mine a block properly.

    🌟 Join us and let’s build a world where family drama stays in the real world and not in your Minecraft inventory. Who needs to lend diamonds when you can use them to craft epic armor and weapons to conquer the virtual world? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience! #FamilyDramaFreeServer 😂🎮

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • LostStudents43 – JusticeDelayed

    LostStudents43 – JusticeDelayed
    come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like the disappearance of 43 students in mexico! we got secret underground tunnels and spooky forests to explore. maybe we’ll even find the missing students hiding in our pixelated world! join now for a chance to be a hero and bring justice to these poor families. plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and conquer the depths of the Nether like never before. But that’s not all, our server is so lit that even the Devs have face-to-face meetings in the Zenless Zone Zero – you might even catch a glimpse of a wild Notch in the wild!

    Looking for some crazy adventures? Well, look no further than our server where you can team up with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz to take down the Overlord’s Feast and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the land. And if that’s not enough, we have the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade – because who doesn’t want to battle bizarre creatures in a virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in our Back in Business event. And don’t forget to redeem your codes for exclusive in-game goodies – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you will ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Casual Sex Attracts Subterranean Minecraft SMP

    Casual Sex Attracts Subterranean Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the conspiracy theories floating around! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the truth behind subterranean spirits in vaginas, children wanting cancer, and reptilian hybrids shaking up the world.

    Looking to reduce your age by having your atoms revolved? We’ve got you covered. Want to chat with the ghosts of ancestors who appointed you as a shaman? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the 5G technology conspiracy – it’s all real, folks.

    So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of the universe together. Just remember, the truth is out there…and it’s probably hiding behind a pixelated block somewhere.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SnitchCraft Minecraft Server

    SnitchCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where snitches get stitches and ACs are worth their weight in gold! Join us for a wild ride of drama and intrigue as we navigate the treacherous world of virtual item trading.

    Looking for a place to unleash your inner detective skills? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy scandals and backstabbing friends who will stop at nothing to get their hands on that coveted AC unit. Will you be the hero who exposes the scammers, or will you join forces with the dark side and profit off of other people’s generosity?

    But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual world. One wrong move and you could find yourself blocked, banned, or worse – the subject of endless gossip in the neighborhood chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the underbelly of the buy nothing group – just make sure you’re prepared for the consequences!

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Remember, in this world, snitches might get stitches, but they also get a front-row seat to all the action!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LuxHotelAFK

    LuxHotelAFK
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with my brother? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning your life choices just like I questioned mine after that hotel incident.

    Our server is like that last drink your brother just couldn’t resist – once you join, you won’t be able to leave! With unlimited possibilities and unlimited chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like my brother, who always takes things to the extreme, our server will push you to your limits (and maybe even break a glass door or two).

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a night out with my brother, join us now! Just make sure to have your parents’ credit card handy for any unexpected charges… 😉 #YOLOminecraftserver

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LebCraft: Macron’s Plea

    LebCraft: Macron’s Plea
    lol ok so like this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like Macron himself called on the US to like pressure Israel to accept this epic Lebanon ceasefire plan but like instead of that drama u can just join our server and build epic stuff and battle mobs and stuff u know? like who needs real world drama when u can have virtual world fun amirite? so come join us and leave all that political stuff behind cuz we’re all about having a good time and building crazy stuff in Minecraft. u won’t regret it, promise!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Awkward Last Words RP

    Awkward Last Words RP
    so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

    and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ParentalForce Minecraft Server

    ParentalForce Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a potato couch and wish your parents had pushed you to be a jock like Chad over here? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your athletic dreams without ever having to break a sweat in real life! Join us and become the ultimate Chad, leading your virtual squad to victory while never having to worry about being an incel. Who needs real-life athleticism when you can dominate the digital world instead? Join now and start living your jock fantasy!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs wear top hats.

    Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant flying taco that shoots cheese at you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy.

    But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that include rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and flying pigs. Plus, we have redeemable codes that give you Primogems, because why not mix Genshin Impact with Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil llamas and ride on rainbow-colored horses. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 283 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyCookingWifeNoob

    CraftyCookingWifeNoob
    Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama and join a community where cooking tantrums are a thing of the past? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and leave behind the chaos of a spouse who can’t even boil water without throwing a fit. On our server, everyone pitches in to create delicious virtual meals together – no tantrums allowed!

    Imagine a world where you can grill chicken in peace, without worrying about your partner refusing to put away the spices. Our server is a place where teamwork in the kitchen is celebrated, not met with complaints.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to real-life kitchen nightmares and hello to a virtual world where everyone helps out – even if they’re just pixels on a screen!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DateRedFlagsMC SMP

    DateRedFlagsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience dates with creepers that explode in your face, skeletons shooting arrows of love at you, and zombies trying to steal your heart (literally). Red flags on dates? How about when your date turns out to be a disguised Enderman looking for a new block to add to their collection!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with quirky characters like a villager who thinks they’re a llama, a wandering trader who only trades in rotten flesh, and a witch who brews love potions that always backfire.

    So come join us for a date night like no other, where the only thing you’ll be swiping right on is your trusty diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockyBossRequests

    BlockyBossRequests
    Are you tired of your boss asking you to do ridiculous things like filing paperwork in alphabetical order or making coffee with your eyes closed? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your boss’s crazy demands again. Here, you can build a giant statue of your boss out of diamonds and watch it get blown up by a creeper for your own personal satisfaction. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you turn your boss into a zombie pigman every time they try to boss you around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to ridiculous boss requests forever!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine

    NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine
    lol imagine if that submarine was in minecraft! well guess what, on our server, you can build your own nuclear-powered submarine and watch it sink to the depths of the ocean in epic fashion! join us for the most explosive underwater adventures you’ll ever experience, just don’t forget your scuba gear!

    we’ve got a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, and you can join in on their wild parties and quests for hidden treasure. but beware, the kraken might just decide to crash the party and wreak havoc on everything in sight!

    if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of exploring the mysterious underwater caves filled with rare ores and deadly creatures. just remember to bring your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, because you never know what dangers lurk in the dark depths below.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wildest underwater adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy underwater world.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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