so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Runes Activated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ChunkyLoveCraft

    ChunkyLoveCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

    Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

    Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

    Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

    But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Divine Spears Created: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ForgetCraft: Unlearned

    ForgetCraft: Unlearned
    Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

    So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3986
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

    MossadCraft: Iranian Edition
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

    Doll Asshole Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

    ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Animals Bred: 183 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

    CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

    Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NoRegretMC

    NoRegretMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

    On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 70 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Villages Defended: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Runes Activated: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

    FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!
    Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • WishCraft Realms

    WishCraft Realms
    Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyNet Minecraft Server

    CraftyNet Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Players Killed by Monsters: 7926

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

    Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Alien Abductions: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 193 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • No AI, Just Play!

    No AI, Just Play!
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

    Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks
    so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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