Some of the main features of Elysiums.net are towny, mcmmo and jobs.
The launch is on 5/24/24 at 5PM EST
It has also been previously dubed the “dark souls of towny”
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elysiums.net
Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without the fear of being interrogated about your stomach softness. Plus, we have a strict no-poo-talk policy to ensure a poop-free gaming experience.
Don’t be like this poor woman in her 30s who had to ask if she’s the asshole for not wanting to talk about diarrhea. Instead, join our server and escape the madness of toilet talk. Who knew Minecraft could be such a relief from poop conversations? Join now and leave your poo problems behind!
Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.
So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlimited riches. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the leader, Sir Oinksalot, he will grant you access to his treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald armor.
So why waste your time dealing with boring adult problems when you could be living it up in our Minecraft paradise? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!
picture this: u and ur squad of minecraft buddies are gearing up for a epic quest to defeat the ender dragon. but wait, there’s a twist! the ender dragon has teamed up with herobrine and they’re planning to take over the entire server. it’s up to u and ur friends to stop them before it’s too late.
oh, and did we mention we have custom plugins that let u ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life. trust us, u won’t regret it.