Elysiums.net | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Xing Xing’s Block Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us for the chance to ride unicorns through fields of diamonds, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of rainbows and marshmallows (yes, it’s possible in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even challenge a creeper to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the xing xing of a lifetime on our EPIC Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	73
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Cubes

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Welcome to our insanely hilarious Minecraft server where the mobs are not your typical enemies, but adorable creatures that will bewitch you into doing the most ridiculous things!

Imagine being chased by a pack of cute little bunnies that force you to build a giant carrot statue in their honor. Or getting hypnotized by a group of adorable kittens that make you dance the floss for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing llama that will challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the llama and earn its respect?

Join us now for a whimsical adventure like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly fun?!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	4119	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Where’s Lookner? Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Steve once stumbled upon our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. His diamond armor was so shiny that even the Ender Dragon was jealous! But then, tragedy struck when Creeper decided to photobomb Steve’s victory screenshot. The explosion was so massive that it created a crater the size of a village!

Now, we need YOU to come and help us rebuild this once glorious land. Join us and together we will defeat the evil Herobrine and restore peace to the realm. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that tell hilarious jokes. What more could you ask for?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this wild adventure! WE NEED HIM NOW MORE THAN EVER, BROS!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5066
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are the Real MVPs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the water breaks are so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will take you on a journey through limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you ROFLing for days.

Imagine a world where the water breaks are actually secret portals to other dimensions, where you can battle evil mobs with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

Join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and let the water breaks take you to places you never knew existed. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Craziness: Not Schizophrenic Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a realm of pure chaos and hilarity! Are you worried about being schizophrenic? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a little bit crazy! Join us and build your way to sanity through exploring our wacky world filled with colorful characters and mind-bending challenges. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchantments Applied:	232	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Craziness: The Server Where the Fun Begins!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the pigs fly! Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a HOUSE. They used it to build a castle so grand, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And that player? They became the ruler of our server, with all the diamonds and emeralds their heart desired.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a creeper under a shower of glittering diamonds.

So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows what treasures you’ll find or what friends you’ll make along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-bending challenges? Then look no further, because this server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players and a horde of zombie llamas that roam the land. But beware, these llamas are not your average creatures – they have a taste for diamond armor and will stop at nothing to claim it for themselves!

Not only that, but our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep that can grant you special powers if you can catch them. Rumor has it that these sheep can make you fly, turn invisible, or even summon a giant chicken to fight by your side!

So come on down and see for yourself just how smart /b/ really is on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChadCraft: Where Even Shorties Can Feel Like Giants!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where being two inches taller could make you a certified chad! But don’t worry, even if you’re just an inch short, you can still join the fun!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans. Who needs height when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on, level up your gaming experience and show the world that being vertically challenged is no match for your Minecraft skills. Join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ConfessCraft: Where Creepers spill their secrets!

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Welcome to our Confess Minecraft server, where you can let out all your deepest secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs!

Join us if you want to confess your undying love for Creepers or if you have a secret obsession with mining diamonds in your sleep.

Our server is filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items and rare blocks. But be careful, you might stumble upon a group of zombie villagers having a dance party!

If you’re feeling brave, take a dip in our lava pool and see if you can survive long enough to tell the tale. Or challenge other players to a build-off where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day.

So come join us on Confess and let your inner Minecraft warrior shine! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you confess it all in the chat.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RAT Plebs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the elite players reign supreme! If you were in RAT back in the day, you’re a pleb. Simple as that. But fear not, for on our server, you can leave your pleb days behind and ascend to greatness!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, treasure hunts that lead to diamond-studded toilets, and building contests where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend on our server. Join now and show the world that you are no longer a pleb, but a Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	300	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Forever Alone Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll find a girlfriend! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that even the most socially awkward players will have a girlfriend in no time.

Join us and witness the revolution in the Minecraft dating world. Our server is like a virtual love potion, attracting potential partners from all corners of the blocky universe.

But beware, the political implications of finding a girlfriend on our server are huge. You might become a target for jealous players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual love away. Will you be able to defend your relationship and build a fortress of love to protect it?

So come on, join us and see for yourself the wonders of our Minecraft server. Who knew that mining blocks and slaying zombies could lead to finding true love?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Zombie Dances:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ores Mined:	5225
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos & Memes Galore!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey filled with adventure, laughs, and absolute madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you! Yes, that’s right, breakdancing creepers! Only on our server will you find such entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! How about riding a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a nether portal and into a land of unicorns and rainbows? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	New Chunks Explored:	52184
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!

Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.

Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft Mayhem: Lycoris LOLz

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Get ready for Season 2 of our Minecraft server, where the pigs have learned how to fly and the creepers have started breakdancing! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies have formed their own boy band.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest water slide, where players can ride down on boats while dodging flaming arrows and dodging pesky skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Disco Enderman to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for Season 2 of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	2308
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Losing is Winning!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our insane server where you can experience a 650% increase in fun compared to other servers!

Join us and you’ll be saying, “Wow, 650%! How could I lose?” as you embark on epic quests, battle giant chickens, and build floating castles in the sky!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret unicorn petting zoo, a disco party cave, and a time-traveling hot tub that will take you back to the dinosaur age!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0