Elysium | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	6530
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Towns Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Potions Brewed:	178	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3221
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Crops Grown:	4774

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Crops Grown:	3845
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Votes:	2892	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ores Mined:	8659
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchantments Applied:	293
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

Players:	91/800	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3