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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9428 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 447 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself has hidden a secret base full of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Saturday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against each other for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and zombies are the farmers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.