ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crops Grown:	5529	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5281	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crops Grown:	7408	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	268
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	5305
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magic Items Found:	1916

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1405	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Players:	90/200	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5