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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4016 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3472 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.