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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3215 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 196 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.