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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9143 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.