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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8375 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 192 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.