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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4969 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.