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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6361 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, scream, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!