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Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Emeralds Found:	8804
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2636	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5535	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	153
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	80	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Emeralds Found:	9830

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crops Grown:	7721
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3013	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You

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Are you tired of living a boring life with no nostalgia to look back on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing pigs wearing top hats. They invite you to join their secret society and before you know it, you’re embroiled in a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated menace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start creating memories that you’ll never forget (even if you never had any nostalgia to begin with)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
New Chunks Explored:	186239	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0